do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

Tuesday Apr 22 @ 08:21am


Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…

Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?


Math teacher: Exactly.

*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*

Me: I win.

Monday Apr 21 @ 10:19pm
Monday Apr 21 @ 10:48am

Alright, I’ll go make some muffins.

Sunday Apr 20 @ 08:25pm

Godfrey Gao (x)

Sunday Apr 20 @ 09:45am


i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

Sunday Apr 20 @ 09:42am
Saturday Apr 19 @ 09:32am

fucked up shit by Hieronymus Bosch

Friday Apr 18 @ 06:49pm

This is a Tibetan Mastiff puppy


This is a Tibetan Mastiff puppy

Friday Apr 18 @ 08:51am
Thursday Apr 17 @ 10:38am

Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature.


Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature.

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 10:25pm
Wednesday Apr 16 @ 04:21pm
Wednesday Apr 16 @ 01:51pm
People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Wednesday Apr 16 @ 01:42pm
Wednesday Apr 16 @ 12:44pm

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